Stupid Hate Mail: First Edition

I think this site has really hit the big time because I’m starting to receive some great hate mail! (send yours to prezcan.us@gmail.com)

Each Thursday I plan on featuring the dumbest hate mail of the previous week. I will not reveal the identities of those who send these emails because I believe in protecting the privacy of the stupid.

Without further adieu:

“Your a joke just as your web site is a joke. Republicans will regain power in next election and all your crying and negative post can’t stop that. We do not need a Muslim in office, he was born a Muslim and is still a Muslim. He is anti Christian and not to smart other then his way of speaking…but that is OVER as well….I am counting the days…”

Ah, where to begin? Well first of all, this email came from an AOL.com email address. Yes, people actually use AOL in 2010 and I’ve noticed that a very high percentage of the truly stupid emails I get (like this one) are from AOL email addresses. Now, I don’t want to prejudge every single person that uses AOL, maybe there are some otherwise intelligent people who just don’t know any better – but the correlation between stupidity and AOL.com email addresses seems quite obvious.

And while I don’t want to reveal the identity (or the claimed identity anyway) of this particular idiot, I think it’s worth mentioning that he refers to himself as a “wrestler” in his signature. Very strange.

So onto the content of his hate mail…

First off you will notice the misuse of the word “Your.” It’s hard to miss as it’s the very first word in the email. What he meant was “You’re” (you are.) Your is possessive. But you know, my writing could be far better than it is so I won’t hold that against him. These types of mistakes are quite common.

My site is a joke? Well, I won’t argue with that. This site is pretty lame in a lot of ways. My writing is haphazard and I don’t update it nearly as often as I should. Also my banner still says “2008 Presidential Candidates” on it. I should get a new banner one day.

Next he says that the Republicans will “regain power” in the next election. Well even if the Republicans do win both the House (which looks quite possible at the moment) and the Senate (less likely, but still possible) President Obama will still be the President and he will have veto power, so to say that the Republicans will “regain power” is somewhat untrue, even assuming they win both the House and the Senate.

But still, so far this hate mail hasn’t been particularly stupid.

“We do not need a Muslim in office.”

Ah, yes! Thank you! There’s the stupid I’ve been waiting for. 100% unadulterated pure stupid! Mmm, delicious. Since when is this a Theocracy? Let’s assume for the moment that we did have a Muslim President, why should I care? As long as he keeps his religion separate from his governance (which I would expect of every leader, regardless of their religion) I don’t see how it’s relevant in a country that is very much based in the idea of religious freedom like ours is.

“he was born a Muslim and is still a Muslim.”

Anyone who has the slightest clue about anything knows that President Obama has said many times that he is a Christian. What more do people want? Since when do we question people’s faith? This whole thing with calling the President a Muslim is not just stupid, it’s disgusting. It’s truly the lowest form of behavior I can imagine. It’s the type of thing where I can’t even imagine even being friends with someone who said that. It’s despicable. And anyone (Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, etc) who does their best to get people to question the President’s religion is even more despicable than the idiots who actually believe this garbage.

“He is anti Christian”

Isn’t it great how this mouth breathing moron just spits that out without offering even the slightest bit of reasoning? In what way is the President “anti Christian” (especially considering he and his family are Christians!) It’s insanity.

“and not to smart other then his way of speaking”

Isn’t this just adorable? Stupid people saying smart people are stupid really does it for me. I just get a real kick out of it.

“but that is OVER as well….I am counting the days…”

This makes absolutely no sense. What is over? What is “that” in this sentence? If anyone out there reads fluent moron, please leave a comment of your interpretation for me because I can’t make any sense out of it.

I’m assuming the “I am counting the days…” part refers to either waiting for the election (November Is Coming my fellow idiots!) or the end of Obama’s Presidency. I guess he wants to get back to the good old days of the Bush years.